Day: September 23, 2008

  • Monkeys Are Making Monkeys Of Us

           They think they’re so smart, and maybe they are, but monkeys are often discovered posing as authority figures endangering life as we know it here on this planet many of us call “home.”      Imagine being wheeled into the operating room and your last vision before drifting off to slumberville is a monkey…

  • 9 Reasons To Never Invite A Monkey To Dinner

      1.  Monkeys smell like monkeys. 2   Monkeys rarely put napkins in their laps and never know the proper fork to use. 3.  Monkeys are picky eaters (especially when it comes to noodle casseroles). 4.  Ask a monkey to pass you something, nine times out of ten he’ll fling it at your head. 5.…