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	<title>Comments on: We&#8217;re All Going To DIE!</title>
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		<title>By: Ryan Wallace</title>
		<link>http://thelintscreen.com/2009/05/04/were-all-going-to-die/comment-page-1/#comment-290</link>
		<dc:creator>Ryan Wallace</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 May 2009 17:49:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Best is the news cut...they always do that &quot;this common household item could be killing your child RIGHT NOW! We&#039;ll tell you which one after the break.&quot;  Jeez, if the i-team wanted to save my kid&#039;s life, maybe they should tell us, i dunno, NOW.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Best is the news cut&#8230;they always do that &#8220;this common household item could be killing your child RIGHT NOW! We&#8217;ll tell you which one after the break.&#8221;  Jeez, if the i-team wanted to save my kid&#8217;s life, maybe they should tell us, i dunno, NOW.</p>
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		<title>By: Paul van Winkle</title>
		<link>http://thelintscreen.com/2009/05/04/were-all-going-to-die/comment-page-1/#comment-287</link>
		<dc:creator>Paul van Winkle</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2009 20:57:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>My ex-wife just called me a pig.  And after reading your article, I don&#039;t feel so good.

That&#039;s it, I&#039;m having a bacon-peanut butter sandwich and an Elvis party, the end must be near.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My ex-wife just called me a pig.  And after reading your article, I don&#8217;t feel so good.</p>
<p>That&#8217;s it, I&#8217;m having a bacon-peanut butter sandwich and an Elvis party, the end must be near.</p>
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