Many people are shocked to learn that in a recent test, 77% of Oklahoma high school students could not name the first president of these United States.

It’s obvious we are failing our children by expecting them to know way too much intellectual stuff, so I propose a slight modification to the design of our one dollar bill to assist education.

What do you think? Any ideas on how to help the 90% of students who didn’t know how many Supreme Court justices there are?

We need ideas, people– it’s takes a village to ensure we don’t raise village idiots.