Comments on: My Left Hip (Pt. 1) http://thelintscreen.com/2009/11/01/my-left-hip/ Satire, ad commentary, fun tidbits and whatnot Sun, 05 Feb 2012 19:51:46 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: admin http://thelintscreen.com/2009/11/01/my-left-hip/comment-page-1/#comment-936 admin Fri, 06 Nov 2009 17:42:56 +0000 http://thelintscreen.com/?p=3240#comment-936 Your guess is as good as mine... Your guess is as good as mine…

]]> By: Paul van Winkle http://thelintscreen.com/2009/11/01/my-left-hip/comment-page-1/#comment-918 Paul van Winkle Tue, 03 Nov 2009 20:44:23 +0000 http://thelintscreen.com/?p=3240#comment-918 Well, this little surgi-stunt of yours will hopefully end all those dizzying days walking in circles, like a whirling literary Ahab, chugging cough syrup to dull that whale-of-an-agony. I just wanna know: what is advertising copywriting without pain and agony? I mean, can it be done? You afraid all this "pain-free-ness" might affect the Scullinmeister Sturm und Drang, leading you straight into the Hallmark account once you're giddily kicking up your heels again? Have you planted additional sources of Weltschmerz to grind on your future last nerves? (Try buying a commercial building in the city of Atlanta, it'll do wonders...) Hurry back and don't let those inflamed synapses get too much peace and rest. Advertising = pain and suffering and we need real sufferers at the helm. A-u-t-h-e-n-t-i-c-i-t-y is back. [Recover quick, take your vitamins and take care, Patrick.) Well, this little surgi-stunt of yours will hopefully end all those dizzying days walking in circles, like a whirling literary Ahab, chugging cough syrup to dull that whale-of-an-agony. I just wanna know: what is advertising copywriting without pain and agony?

I mean, can it be done? You afraid all this “pain-free-ness” might affect the Scullinmeister Sturm und Drang, leading you straight into the Hallmark account once you’re giddily kicking up your heels again? Have you planted additional sources of Weltschmerz to grind on your future last nerves? (Try buying a commercial building in the city of Atlanta, it’ll do wonders…)

Hurry back and don’t let those inflamed synapses get too much peace and rest. Advertising = pain and suffering and we need real sufferers at the helm.
A-u-t-h-e-n-t-i-c-i-t-y is back.

[Recover quick, take your vitamins and take care, Patrick.)

]]> By: Bill http://thelintscreen.com/2009/11/01/my-left-hip/comment-page-1/#comment-917 Bill Tue, 03 Nov 2009 19:34:35 +0000 http://thelintscreen.com/?p=3240#comment-917 Here's to a speedy recovery. Any clues as to how we'll know you're not still "whacked-out on the goof"? Here’s to a speedy recovery. Any clues as to how we’ll know you’re not still “whacked-out on the goof”?

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