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Pressure’s On (Pt. 4)
The kind doctor ordered me two units of A+ blood. This vintage is one Count Dracula described as “Precocious and playful” while being “invigoratingly intriguing to the palate, with hints of currants, blackberries and earthy exuberance. A wonderful pick-me-up!”
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Living in 8 Minute Intervals (Pt. 3)
The last thing I remember was being wheeled into the operating room.
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“Look, Ma– No Hip!” (Pt. 2)
On Monday, Nov. 2, a man I barely know had me stripped and knocked out.
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My Left Hip (Pt. 1)
…this Lint Screenin’ daddy-o is about to undergo ‘total hip replacement’ surgery on Monday, November 2. Oh, I know what you’re thinking: he’s just doing that because joint replacement surgery is what all the cool baby boomers are having– it’s the “in” operation to have and he’s just got to have it!