Month: December 2009

  • Homer’s Odessey “D’oh!”

    Our first child, Matt Scullin was born December 10, 1989. A week later, on December 17, the most important show on TV was born– The Simpsons.

  • An Open Letter to Tiger

    Dear Tig: Heard you’re in a bit of a stew with the ol’ ball ‘n chain…

  • Sad Fruitcake

    What’s it like to roam the earth in search of acceptance, love and the occasional bite?

  • The Patch Fund

    Furry friends with bad cases of jangly nerves, dieting monkeys, post-coital chimps– they all need our help. They can’t resist the seductive allure of nicotine, but we can help give them a fighting chance by being strong when they are weak.

  • Flashback (Pt. 18)

    After I was wheeled into the operating room and transferred to the operating table, I noticed all the medical personnel in the room. Just before I was put under, I noticed two more people come into the operating room, they were all gussied-up. They galavanted about greeted all the medical people while posing for a…

  • Hips Ahoy! (Pt. 17)

    I don’t know if Ambien is a sleep wonder drug or the ultimate alibi pill. Last night I took a muscle relaxer and slept great. I’m getting this Ambien monkey off my back (goodness knows what he’s doing back there in the middle of the night– driving, eating, talking on the phone, having sex).