“The designers at Apple were getting tired of the sleek, modern look for devices,” said a Cupertino insider, “so they went for something a bit more classic. The tablet is made of stone and weighs 42 pounds.”
The device will come complete with a hammer and chisel. “From a technological standpoint, it’s pretty radical. It doesn’t even require a power source or software.”
Soon we’ll see if this rumor is true, and also the rumor that Steve Jobs will be wearing a blue knit shirt and black jeans.
Be still our collective breath!
12 responses to “New Apple Tablet A Shocker”
Funny! No surprise that you’d have a funny take on all this. Keep ’em coming!
The truth isn’t funny, it’s, well, the truth! Thanks for collecting Lint.
hmmm, nice. but probably not as absorbent as the ipad…
Good point.
Finally, a piece of technology Mel Gibson will embrace… (additional reason: the aforementioned lack of absorbency makes it the ideal work-surface due to Mel’s tendency for repeatedly knocking over his beaker of Grumpy’s Heysen Scottish Oatmeal Stout)
Ummm, Grumpy’s Heysen Scottish Oatmeal Stout…
Drink a glass and you’ll swear Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world.
Drink two and you’ll think the appropriate salutation for any female is “what are you lookin’ at, Sugar T*ts?”
Drink three and you’ll start confusing Steve Jobs with that guy in the bible with the same name.
Drink four and puke while shouting for Danny Glover.
Drink five and you’ll stand naked in your front year babbling in Màaya t’àan to the gardeners.
Drink six and make baby Jesus cry.
Excuse me “front yard” (damn, this Grumpy’s got a kick!)
Drink seven and this monkey’s gone to heaven (’cause is man is five, then the Devil is six and God is seven)