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Enough Already
Look, just because you can put a promotional message someplace doesn’t mean you should put a message there.
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Resolutions Fail, Government Blamed
“I swore I was going to drop 140 pounds,” said 295 pound Paul Obsurlk of Destin, Florida, “but I stepped on the scale today and I’ve gained three pounds. It’s just not right and I blame Obama!”
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Tiger Thanks Terrorist
Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, the 23-year old Nigerian terrorist who tried blowing up a Detroit-bound airliner on Christmas day, has received a fruit basket from a newfound fan: Tiger Woods.