Month: February 2010

  • Oh, Lady Liberty!

    Why have you brought yourself to this? Standing on the corner, waving a sign to get attention; prostituting freedom to sell income tax services. You join the huddled masses of other mascots: the wiener in a bun, dancing taco dude, the purple gorilla, twirling condo sale sign guy and all the many mascots pimping their…

  • Health Care Summit A Huge Success!

    Today’s health care summit held at Blair House, across the street from The White House, was a resounding success as democrat and republican law makers came together to spitball some ideas of how to deal with rising health care costs.

  • China Gettin’ All Bankster On Rich Uncle

    The U.S. government is angry as hornets who’ve been pestered by telemarketers during their favorite TV show, thanks to China getting greedy as a U.S. banker. When the U.S. money people opened their monthly credit statement from China, they discovered that the Chinese had moved up their payment date and jacked up their interest rate,…

  • Not Their Best, But Still…

    Recently I saw two films from masters: Martin Scorsese’s Shutter Island and Joel and Ethan Coen’s A Serious Man. While I can’t gush over either film as being in the canon of their best work, both movies are essential viewing.

  • Transcript of Tiger’s Talk

    If the clouds didn’t have interesting shapes, I’d like to imagine the clouds were cotton candy. We have any cotton candy fans out there?! I love cotton candy, especially the blue kind. You know, now that I think about it, blue might just be my favorite color.

  • Curling For Dollars

    Yeah, right, so tonight I lost ten boxes of ziti betting on team USA in curling against the Swiss in the Winter Olympics, and I’m still steaming.