Oh, Lady Liberty!


Why have you brought yourself to this? Standing on the corner, waving a sign to get attention; prostituting freedom to sell income tax services.

The Lady takes to the streets. The shame of it all…

You join the huddled masses of other mascots: the wiener in a bun, dancing taco dude, the purple gorilla, twirling condo sale sign guy and all the many mascots pimping their wares.

May this economy recover quickly so that Lady Liberty can get off the street corners and back to being a beacon of freedom, carrying the torch of everlasting dignity and respectfulness. Amen.


2 responses to “Oh, Lady Liberty!”

  1. This is horrifying! I would rather starve to death than to don an outfit like that and parade around in public. Seriously!

  2. I suspect the person inside is hungry. Fortunately, they are close to a Wendy’s and an Arby’s. Freedom of choice in fast food– just as Lady Liberty would want it!

    A sad sight, a sad sight indeed…

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