Comments on: Hayward: Headhunter Catnip http://thelintscreen.com/2010/07/27/hayward-headhunter-catnip/ Satire, ad commentary, fun tidbits and whatnot Sat, 19 May 2012 15:26:37 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 By: admin http://thelintscreen.com/2010/07/27/hayward-headhunter-catnip/comment-page-1/#comment-3134 admin Thu, 29 Jul 2010 11:24:42 +0000 http://thelintscreen.com/?p=7144#comment-3134 Congratulations, Mr. O., you are now the head of H.R. @ ASO! Thanks, we'll see you 'round the keg! Congratulations, Mr. O., you are now the head of H.R. @ ASO! Thanks, we’ll see you ’round the keg!

]]> By: Curvin O'Rielly http://thelintscreen.com/2010/07/27/hayward-headhunter-catnip/comment-page-1/#comment-3132 Curvin O'Rielly Thu, 29 Jul 2010 01:00:35 +0000 http://thelintscreen.com/?p=7144#comment-3132 Sign him up immediately, Patrick, no matter what the cost! He's the perfect man to helm ASO's yacht in Atlanta's ad agency racing series, not to mention the perfect man to captain the agency's cricket and polo teams. I know. You're reasonably content with having an agency softball team. But look at it this way... with Tony on your roster of agency employees, even if he's only a ringer, you immediately up your visibility in the Atlanta advertising community. You might want to consider Gen. McChrystal, too. He's probably under-employed these days. If you go back to Rolling Stone's article about him, I think you'll also see that he's accustomed to working 20 hours a day. Same as a junior art director or copywriter if I'm not mistaken. Sign him up immediately, Patrick, no matter what the cost! He’s the perfect man to helm ASO’s yacht in Atlanta’s ad agency racing series, not to mention the perfect man to captain the agency’s cricket and polo teams. I know. You’re reasonably content with having an agency softball team. But look at it this way… with Tony on your roster of agency employees, even if he’s only a ringer, you immediately up your visibility in the Atlanta advertising community.

You might want to consider Gen. McChrystal, too. He’s probably under-employed these days. If you go back to Rolling Stone’s article about him, I think you’ll also see that he’s accustomed to working 20 hours a day. Same as a junior art director or copywriter if I’m not mistaken.

]]> By: admin http://thelintscreen.com/2010/07/27/hayward-headhunter-catnip/comment-page-1/#comment-3131 admin Wed, 28 Jul 2010 18:49:45 +0000 http://thelintscreen.com/?p=7144#comment-3131 Maybe he'd work for minimum wage and unlimited oil changes. Well, two oil changes a year. Maybe he’d work for minimum wage and unlimited oil changes. Well, two oil changes a year.

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