Day: October 3, 2011

  • Tuggles Claims Paws Not Housebroken

    Jerry Ossenwold, campaign manager for cute kitten prez candidate sensation, Mr. Tuggles, today called a major press conference in which he made allegations that Santy Paws, the adorable puppy presidential hopeful, is not housebroken. “How can we possibly put that mutt in the White House if he ain’t even housebroken? Do we want pee stains…