Month: August 2012

  • Not Funny! Ironic Humor Killer Goes Digital!

    Willis Hargrain, the alleged ‘Ironic Killer’, is the primary suspect in the tragic death of a 36-year old Boone, North Carolina woman who laughed herself to death following an exchange with him on a popular dating site. Mindy Breeminder, a sales manager for Mungwhip’s Lugnuts & Pastry Shoppe, had an on-line dialogue going with Hargrain…

  • Worst… Bar… Ever!

    In the world’s greatest city, there is a bar worthy of hell. A place that purports to be an Irish bar, but is instead an affront to anyone who has ever graced a barstool with their thirsty arse. The joint is called Lilly O’Briens Irish Bar, on Murray Street just off West Broadway in the…

  • 7 Secrets of The London Olympics

    As The Games of The XXX Olympiad come to a close, The Lint Screen presents some secrets that the world media have missed, or refuse to report because of some evil plot involving dry cleaners and the banking industry. 1. The reason so many running world records were shattered is that the athletes were told…

  • A Sad Day in Lint Land

    Curvin died yesterday. Cancer took him down. Damn cancer. Angels of mercy with a hospice in upstate New York guided him from this world to the next. Today this world feels more empty for the loss of Curvin O’Rielly. I never met Curvin. Never even spoke to him. But I knew Curvin. I knew him…

  • Ironic Humor Killer Strikes Again

    The dragnet was set. Cops felt confident. The locals were terrified. But Willis Hargrain, the alleged ironic humor killer of two in Anderson, South Carolina, is still at large and apparently leaving more bodies in his deadly wake! This morning, two employees of Sole Bros. Footwear in Ashville, North Carolina, were found dead at the…