Month: March 2013

  • Kim Jong Un Threatens Attack of Killer Dragon

    North Korean leader Kim Jong Un is so upset with the United States of America, he is threatening an attack of “the biggest, nastiest most lethal and deadly flying dragon ever, breathing killer fires of death and destruction to murder terrible, evil imperialists! We will win this game of thrones game with our superior dragon…

  • The Beatles & Me

    It was just over 50 years ago when the Fab Four released their first record to a square world and ushered in Beatlemania, moptops and you say you want a revolution–– well, you got it. Sure, those Brit guys get the glory but a small kid from Ohio (me) had a bit of an influence…

  • Dude to Get Drunk on St. Patrick’s Day

    Brian Patrick Flannigan plans on being hungover March 18. “I’m getting totally wicked wasted on St. Paddy’s Day,” said the 21-year old Lawrence, Massachusetts native, “I think he would have expected me to get blotto in honor of his birthday.” Flannigan says he plans to wear all green on St. Patrick’s Day and drink only…

  • 6 Pope Predictions

    Here are some safe bets as the Papal conclave to replace retired Benedict XVI begins in Rome: – The new Pope will be Catholic (or at least a very conservative Methodist) – The new Pope may look into securing a new Pope Mobile as attractive financing rates are available for a limited time only during…

  • 12 Magical TV Spots For The Ages

    As many fools proclaim the death of TV spots, here is a sampling of classic commercials for all time selected by Mark Andrews with m-a-d-e in London. Click here, little darling and prepare to enjoy the wonders of brilliant concepts that are well-written, art directed, directed and produced. The Lint Screen cribbed this gem from…