Month: April 2013

  • Kim Jong Un Demands Supercuts

    Ever since he’s taken over the leadership of North Korea, Kim Jong Un has had a bug up his ass about something. He has been cranky and irritable, threatening nuclear destruction, war and total annihilation of the United States and South Korea. Now we know why. It’s his hair. The Lint Screen had an exclusive…

  • N.R.A. Wants Law To Make It Easier To Get Guns

    The National Rifle Association is mad! The powerful organization is urging lawmakers to pass legislation that will make it much easier for people to acquire guns. “It’s ridiculous the hoops we make law abiding Americans jump through to get a weapon,” said an N.R.A. spokesman. “We force people to go to gun shows or even…

  • Death in The Morning

    Death was lying on the grass. I was out for a morning walk on the beautiful wide walkway running along South Miami Beach, listening to a podcast with headphones on, living in my own space when I was interrupted by death. A man’s body, with a sheet not quite covering all of it. The right…

  • April Fool’s Joke Ends Tragically

    Tom Mundyfort and Chet Woodstrom had been friends since the age of five, but that friendship ended tragically this morning when Mundyfort shot Woodstrom dead, the unfortunate victim of an April Fool’s Day prank gone awry. “We always tried to one up each other,” said a sobbing Mr. Mundyfort handcuffed in the back of a…