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Miley Cyrus Story Runs With No Picture
Yes, you’re right– what idiot approved that idea? Sorry.
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World Grieves Dead Bird
Waves of grief are gripping the globe at the news of the death of Flappy Wings Birdie-Boo, a beloved bird known, respected and revered for its ability to “fly in the sky, way up high.” “The body was discovered this morning,” said Capt. Brian Ferriswheel of the Atlanta Police Department. “Until the autopsy report is…
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Selling The Publicis-Omnicom Merger
This year, some of the slickest marketing the agencies involved with this merger will do is selling why the merger is good to their clients. We think it might go something like this…
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Rachel Strips For Laughs
If you’ve seen the trailer for We’re The Millers, you’ve seen the best bits. There’s a couple more laughs in the full-length film, but not many. Which is a damn shame because the trailer is pretty funny, but it’s only a couple minutes long. The movie runs a flabby 110 minutes. This movie’s loaded with…
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Exhausted Congress Enjoys Summer Break
“It’s tiring doing nothing to help the American people,” said an anonymous congressman as he headed off for the five-week Summer break Congress that began on Monday. “If I had one more day of obstructing progress, I think I’d die,” said another lawmaker. “People have no idea how hard it is to try and bring…