Month: September 2013

  • World Premier: “The Merger (pt. 2)”

    You’ve read about it in The New York Times, now catch the film critics are calling “Not as bad as I’d thought it would be” and “Better than a fist in the face or a dagger in the pancreas.” Here it is, the sequel to “The Merger”, “The Merger (pt. 2)”

  • Believe It, Or Whatever

    On a recent trip to St. Augustine, Florida, The Lint Screen unearthed an amazing discovery at the Ripley’s Believe It Or Not Museum (believe it or not, that’s the name)–– lint art. Check it out: Beneath the eye-opening artwork, the description: Lint is a wonderful medium, believe it.

  • Hannity Considers A Hairstyle Change, A Nation Girds Its Loins

    Tea party members are flipping their wigs, and now Fox mega-broadcaster Sean Hannity is considering changing his hairstyle. Hannity, the popular conservative Fox pundit, has had the same hairstyle for years, a part that is just to the left of the middle of his scalp. The hair has recently outraged many tea party members. “Sean…

  • Analysts Blame Elvis Costello For Apple Stock Dip

    Yesterday, Apple’s leader Tim Cook headed a special news conference where the rock musician Elvis Costello performed. Today, Apple stock is getting hammered on Wall Street. “Elvis Costello was a mistake,” said a Goldman Sachs tech analyst. “Cook should have picked someone hip and hot, like I don’t know, maybe Steve Perry from Journey or…

  • “The Man” Gets Finger Poke In Eye

    The Man has been trying to put The Lint Screen down. We’ve experienced lots of technical difficulties over the past couple weeks with our site hosted on GoDaddy servers. Now maybe GoDaddy was taking all that server space to stockpile the brainpower necessary to create its Super Bowl spots known for their intellectual stimulation (among…