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Georgia Passes Law Putting Churches in Gun Stores
The Georgia state legislature has passed a groundbreaking law requiring all gun stores to offer religious services. Rep. Phil Muffordy of Rome, Georgia explained his thinking behind the law passed today. “We were going to pass a law allowing guns in church, but I thought, why not shoot two birds with one bullet? Let’s just…
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Cat Engages In Landmark Mouse Talks
In a historic first, a representative of the powerful feline force has agreed to embark on peace talks with a member of the mice coalition. Gemini, a two-year old mix breed cat, has agreed to discuss a settling of age old disputes with the mice population. “If they come to terms, this could be a…
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Lint Oscars
Tonight’s the big show in L.A. where Hollywood honors its own, and while The Lint Screen doesn’t have a clue how the statues will be dealt, this is a quick round up of what we (I) liked. Best picture: Philomena. A movie that’s got a great, true story with wonderful performances. Judi Dench can rip…