Mon 28 Apr 2014
Cliven Bundy, the Nevada rancher who recently began a bromance with Sean Hannity over his refusal to pay federal grazing fees, may be in line for an important job with the federal government. Rumors are circulating that President Obama would like to dispatch Bundy as a special envoy in helping improve U.S. relations worldwide.
A White House insider said, “The President sees the value of having an astute historian and negotiator like Mr. Bundy working on behalf of the nation, so Obama wants to dispatch him to trouble spots like Russia, Iran and North Korea. Obama is confident the rancher can help ease world troubles with his open-minded approach to solving issues. He believes Bundy will click with Putin, Ali Khamenei and Kim Jong-un. The Chief Executive thinks Bundy should travel with Dennis Rodman for an introduction to the North Korean leader. The president plans to use drones to monitor Bundy’s progress in his new role. The only problem with the plan is that Mr. Bundy refuses to recognize the federal government, but I think he can be persuaded with a big enough white hat to wear.”