Month: May 2014

  • Book Review of Timothy Geithner’s “Stress Test”

  • 9 Secrets About The Kimye Nuptials

    The wedding of the century went down Saturday as Kim Kardashian and Kanye West married in Florence, Italy, and The Lint Screen was there for every adrenaline-filled second. Here are some of the highlights that no other news media has reported: + Kanye said, “E” and Kim replied “O” as the couple exchanged vowels and…

  • Le Creme de Elite Superior Gifted Children Academy Commencement Address

    It’s a school that charges $34,600 tuition for the education of brilliant preschoolers, and I was privileged to deliver the commencement address to Le Creme de Elite Superior Gifted Children Academy in Belvedere, California. Here is the text of my speech. Good morning boys and girls, proud parents and esteemed teachers. What a beautiful day…

  • Our Bad–– Lint Korrections

    The first man to walk on the moon, Paula Deen, once quipped, “To air is human, to forgive define.” It is in that spirit of definition that The Lint Screen prints this correction of goofs and blunders our editorial staff has made. + The Shining was written by Stephen King, not Martin Luther King +…

  • Snow Fears Fueled Georgia Gun Laws

    The state of Georgia is not known for liberalism, so how did its lawmakers pass one of the most liberal gun laws in the nation? The answer is cold. On January 28, two inches of snow paralyzed the city of Atlanta and its metro area of six million people. The incident, called “Snowpocalypse” made Atlanta…