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Man Orders Selfie Stick; Expectations Are High
Tim Walprubb announced today that he has ordered a selfie stick from Amazon. “I felt like the time was right,” said the Facebooker with over 45 close friends. “Once I get my ‘mug-o-lator’, I can take all sorts of snaps and post them. I think it’s really going to change the game for me.” Walprubb,…
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Green Beer Is A Cruel Hoax
The Lint Screen has spent years doing an exhaustive study into the phenomenon of green beer that magically appears every St. Patrick’s Day, and we’ve discovered that it’s a ruse–– a cruel hoax perpetrated on the drinking public by profit-thirsty brewers. “Beer makers just add a bunch of algae to the beer,” reported our deep-throated…
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Anger In America
I was guilty, not even Saul Goodman could have pled my case. It was Saturday, the office parking lot of 22 spaces was empty when I pulled into it, so I slid into a space closer to the elevator than my own. I figured this was my right as a lazy American. Why should I…
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O’Reilly & Williams Go Into A Bar…
Holland Bar in Hell’s Kitchen seemed an odd spot to meet a couple multi-millionaire media stars, but The Lint Screen recently descended into this dive bar to eavesdrop on a conversation between Fox Newsman Bill O’Reilly and NBC Anchor Brian Williams. The two tall men sat at the end of the bar with tumblers of…