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Man Talks With Doctor About Viagra–– You Won’t Believe What Happens Next
Kirk Limbermoon, a 54-year-old plumber in Witchita, Kansas has seen Vigara commercials over 12,900 times this year, and recently the advertising worked! The avid sports fan relayed his incredible story to The Lint Screen. “Those commercials always show a happy couple making goo-goo eyes at each other,” Limbermoon said, “and the announcer says to talk…
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Roger Ailes Opens Gigolo Service
Roger Ailes, who recently resigned as the chief executive at Fox News Channel, may have left the news business, but he still knows how to make news.
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Global Fears Over Kayne-Taylor Feud
But today, Taylor is all like “I never said that” and all like “Nuh-huh! You lie!” And the K-Camp is all like “Uh huh, video don’t lie!”
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Outrage Over Pokémon Go
Although the game is just a week old, Pokemon Go is attracting rage worldwide. First, it was numbskulls playing the augmented reality game at places honoring those who perished in awful realities–– Auschwitz, Arlington National Cemetery, and the United States Holocaust Memorial Museum, but now a new group has taken offense, the anti-immigration crowd. “There…
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Uh-Oh, Rio–– More Olympics Troubles
With the Summer Olympic Games a month away, the host city is experiencing some slight hiccups, like body parts washing up on the volleyball beach, and police and firefighters on strike, and waters containing super duper bacteria that eat antibiotics for a light snack…