Day: December 28, 2016

  • 2016 Files For An Extension; World Outraged

    Talk about overstaying your welcome–– the year 2016 has officially filed with the universe for an extension. The formal request states that 2016 would serve all of 2017’s term, then retire to allow 2018 to serve. “If the extension is granted,” said a universe representative, “it would be unprecedented. The only other known request was…