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New Samsung Galaxy S8 Extinguishes Itself
Yesterday, Samsung officially unveiled its latest smartphone, the Galaxy S8, and it’s a corker! Following the embarrassment of the Samsung Galaxy Note 7’s tendency to catch fire, the latest model addresses that possibility in an ingenious way. “It self-extinguishes,” beamed lead product designer Ramsey Leirom. The tech wizard told The Lint Screen the thinking behind…
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GOP Proposes New & Improved Healthcare Bill
As Republican members of Congress scramble to try and save their health care bill called the American Health Care Act, it looks dead on arrival. But, it’s not over yet, The Lint Screen has learned. After conferring behind closed doors, Speaker of The House Paul Ryan introduced new legislation called “The Tremendous Healthcare Plan For…
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Grilling Judge Neil Gorsuch
Questions that need to be asked… asked!
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Dead Demand Their Voting Rights
The dead demand their rights as Americans.
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The Lint Screen Launches Brave New Slogan
The rock-em, sock-em game of journalism is not for wussies. Now that any numbskull with a smartphone is a media company, the stakes have never been higher for eyeballs.