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A Peek Inside Trump’s “Happy Files”
The Lint Screen has an exclusive so hot, you may need solar eclipse glasses and oven mitts to read it. When it was reported last week that glorious leader Donald Trump receives two folders each day chock-full of good news about the great job he’s doing, our journalistic sleuths went to work. Below are excerpts…
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Trump Demands Pence Show His Loyalty
On Sunday, the failing New York Times reported that Vice President Mike Pence was preparing for a presidential run in 2020, and President Trump was furious at the news report. “The skipper was mad as a wet rooster in an Ace Hardware,” a White House leaker told The Lint Screen. “Although El Hefe always says…