Well, lookee here, another blog.

Let’s hope not.

Yes, you’ll find some rants and raves like other blogs, some attempts at humor, various monkey images and maybe even some informed and inspiring points of view. Possibly even a few pictures of squirrels dressed as blacksmiths––anyone got some? Don’t bogart them, pal. Share.

More than anything, you can expect this from The Lint Screen: immortality.

Because unlike every other blog, only The Lint Screen can bring you the iron-clad guarantee* that you will not die if you are a regular reader. If you spread the good word about The Lint Screen, you’ll get industrial-sized gobs of good luck and great health ensuring that your long unending life will be a perpetual state of hunky dory-ness.

Frankly, when you think about, life’s too short to read other blogs––blogs that will eventually kill you. Read The Lint Screenwhere immortality lives forever.

No wonder The Lint Screen is one of the world’s most popular blogs with the words “Lint,” “Screen” and “The” in the title.

Thanks for playing, come again soon and live, baby, live!

*Should you die, we’re really sorry that God really needed you in heaven.

4 Responses to “ About da Blog ”

  1. Bill Glass says:

    Clever – enjoyed the site.

  2. Mary Jensen says:

    Funny Guz- I think I read some of this in other places. I loved the movie reviews.

  3. Erica Gonzalez Gheesling says:

    I’m a newbie to this whole Ad Club thing and I thought I’d say hi. Hi! By the looks of your last email and this blog spot your brain must go a mile a minute better yet make that a second. This will be an interesting ride… I’m scared… mommy…

    I’ll be sure to introduce myself when I’m able to make my first get together on Oct 23. Have a good one!

  4. Scott Day says:

    Patrick,

    Sorry this took so long, but I have posted my findings on the infamous McFurinston clan. The name alone strikes fear into the hearts of things furry and feathered throughout the lands. You should snag the pics, for whatever your twisted intentions might be.

    http://wookielove.blogspot.com/

    Gotta run, my taquitos are ready.

    Scott

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