Well, lookee here, another blog.
Let’s hope not.
Yes, you’ll find some rants and raves like other blogs, some attempts at humor, various monkey images and maybe even some informed and inspiring points of view. Maybe even a few pictures of squirrels dressed as blacksmiths––anyone got any? Don’t bogart them. Share.
But more than anything, you can expect this from The Lint Screen: immortality.
Because unlike every other blog, only The Lint Screen can bring you the iron-clad guarantee* that you will not die if you are a regular reader. If you spread the good word about The Lint Screen, you’ll get industrial sized gobs of good luck and great health ensuring your long unending life will be a perpetual state of hunky dory-ness.
When you think about, life’s too short to read other blogs––blogs that will eventually kill you. Read The Lint Screen– where immortality lives forever.
No wonder The Lint Screen is one of the world’s most popular blogs with the words “Lint,” “Screen” and “The” in the title.
Thanks for playing, come again soon and live, baby, live!
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Clever – enjoyed the site.
Funny Guz- I think I read some of this in other places. I loved the movie reviews.
I’m a newbie to this whole Ad Club thing and I thought I’d say hi. Hi! By the looks of your last email and this blog spot your brain must go a mile a minute better yet make that a second. This will be an interesting ride… I’m scared… mommy…
I’ll be sure to introduce myself when I’m able to make my first get together on Oct 23. Have a good one!
Personally I would put a lovely bench so all the squirrels could use it and maybe add a mini bar and a Jacuzzi at a later date just for the wildlife though!
Hi, cool site, good writing
Patrick,
Sorry this took so long, but I have posted my findings on the infamous McFurinston clan. The name alone strikes fear into the hearts of things furry and feathered throughout the lands. You should snag the pics, for whatever your twisted intentions might be.
http://wookielove.blogspot.com/
Gotta run, my taquitos are ready.
Scott
Bless you, Scott. These pictures are truly incredible and awe-inspiring.
I will certainly use them for good, not evil.
The style of writing is very familiar . Have you written guest posts for other bloggers?
No, haven’t done anything on other blogs except random comments, I’ve written some things that have appeared in print from time to time.
great domain name for blog like this)))
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I’m blushin’. Thanks, keep collecting Lint!
I have to rack my brains to think of one person that I like. And don’t get started with me about “writing.” Mostly drek. Foolishness and tomfoolery, if you ask me.
Yet, I do kind of like The Lint Screen. I like immortality more, but I do like those little pieces of what-have-you that would clog up this boy’s head, were he not to write them down here.
And if you look real close, I think you’ll find the secrets of the universe between the lines. Least that’s what that irritating little guy named Hawking in the wheelchair next to me says.
But he thinks he sees the secrets of the universe everywhere.
Whatever.
It’s a pleasure to have people of your stature collecting Lint. Makes all of us feel warmer. Thanks, keep coming back.