Can I get some action while you’re in traction?

Got a hankering for that Progressive ad gal. She has the perdiest possible white clothes and bright red lipstick. All that is going to be smeared down between us. I knows she loves me too, longtime.

Stir your magic Madman pot and get me my hot honey.

And don’t tell my wife, or my hound dog.

I hope others don’t take advantage or you in your straits, but I’m not a bother. I”m your dear brother.

Heal. Get well , and don’t swell, like I do that woe-man.

The site is great! Very entertaining. And congrats on the big win at the Addy’s.

Thx,

Ed