Category: Free Stuff

  • The Lint Screen Urine Test

    As a public service, The Lint Screen is proud to offer a revolutionary advance in medicine–– urine tests collected over the internet! YES, just in time for flu and cold season, we will scientifically analyze your urine and identify the vitamins, minerals and supplements you need to battle the nasty germs and bacteria waiting to…

  • The Truth Behind The Legends

    What becomes a legend most? Some fanciful story that warms the cockles of your heart. But sometimes cockles need to be jump started with truth. Here’s an animated defibrillator. Happy, merry to you and yours from us and ours at The Lint Screen.

  • Your 2011 Digital Christmas Card

    In case it got lost in the mail, which I believe is soon to be delivered two days a week between the hours of 1-4 PM, here is the official 2011 Scullin Christmas card wishing the best to you and yours from us and ours. The back of the card was written by son, Matt,…

  • Merry Happy

    Here’s digital wishes for a merry happy to you and yours from us and ours.

  • Free Vortex Screensaver

    Introducing the exclusive Vortex Bar & Grill/Ames Scullin O’Haire screensaver, yours for the downloading over the interwebs free o’ charge.

  • Economic Meltdown Made Simple

    The economy’s ugly and it’s hurting a lot of people. Political pundits point fingers and flap their yaps endlessly about who is at fault. Not to worry, there’s plenty of blame to go around. The little film does a brilliant job of explaining the entire sorted stew in just over 11 minutes. The staff of…