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		<title>Monkey Law Enforcement</title>
		<link>http://thelintscreen.com/2010/04/22/monkey-law-enforcement/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Apr 2010 10:16:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Law & Order: Traffic Monkey Division]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Austin, Texas is employing trained monkeys to 'man' light poles for keeping law-breaking drivers in line. If a motorist runs a red light, the monkey leaps onto the car and scrambles its way inside the vehicle to gouge the driver's eyes out and spray the interior with urine.
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		<title>Letters to The Lint Screen</title>
		<link>http://thelintscreen.com/2010/02/01/letters-to-tls/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Feb 2010 11:32:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It is obvious you are prejudiced against these superior creatures and harbor deep-rooted resentment and hostilities that are completely unfounded and, quite frankly, border on hysterical paranoia. You seem to think that simply because you have witnessed excrement flinging by monkeys in zoo cages that all members of their society are dangerous and should be feared, mocked and ridiculed. Preposterous!
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		<title>Those Darn Monkeys</title>
		<link>http://thelintscreen.com/2009/12/22/what-hath-monkeys-wrought/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Dec 2009 20:04:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Not long ago I wrote on this very site about the dangers of <a href="http://bit.ly/7wbSjE">smoking monkeys</a> and chimps and how I was collecting funds to buy them nicotine patches and gum.]]></description>
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