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		<title>Beautiful Advice</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[The following is a transcript of the commencement address I gave on Saturday, May 11, 2013 to the graduating class of ClassyKins Beauty School in Eufaula, Alabama. Webster defines beauty as &#8220;one who is hot&#8221; or &#8220;one who is worthy of receiving a restraining order from seeing.&#8221; You graduates are about to go forward into [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Fine Art of Casting</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Having been involved with the production of well over four commercials, I believe success starts by casting the right talent. In order to do so, it is up for the creators of the spot to create &#8220;casting specs&#8221; (or &#8220;casting specifications&#8221; for those not in the industry). What makes good casting specs? A clear knowledge [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Children With Matches</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Have you heard or seen this turd in the bathwater from Mountain Dew? Click and catch it from Ad Age. This is yet another example of what happens when brands try to be edgy by giving themselves over to popular figures and hoping to ride a social media wave. Well, Mountain Dew, sometimes that wave [...]]]></description>
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