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		<title>Obama Shocked By TV News</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 23:45:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Last week, President Obama admitted that he had learned on TV news about the scandal involving the Internal Revenue Service’s systemic targeting of conservative groups. He said he had no prior knowledge, only what was said on the news. When reporters expressed disbelief, White House sources report that Obama vowed to become even more aware [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Beautiful Advice</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 17:15:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The following is a transcript of the commencement address I gave on Saturday, May 11, 2013 to the graduating class of ClassyKins Beauty School in Eufaula, Alabama. Webster defines beauty as &#8220;one who is hot&#8221; or &#8220;one who is worthy of receiving a restraining order from seeing.&#8221; You graduates are about to go forward into [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Fine Art of Casting</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 May 2013 18:15:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Having been involved with the production of well over four commercials, I believe success starts by casting the right talent. In order to do so, it is up for the creators of the spot to create &#8220;casting specs&#8221; (or &#8220;casting specifications&#8221; for those not in the industry). What makes good casting specs? A clear knowledge [...]]]></description>
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