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		<title>More From OBL&#8217;s Secret Diary</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Lint Screen has received more details about the contents of Osama bin Laden&#8217;s secret diary discovered in the raid on his pad last year, including the following startling entries: - &#8220;Am sick and tired of all my friends sending me requests on Facebook to join Farmville. Why would I care to tend crops? Has [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Osama bin Laden&#8217;s Diary Discovered</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Lint Screen has received a copy of Osama bin Laden&#8217;s secret diary captured in the raid by Navy SEALs on his compound May 2, 2011. The unannounced visit resulted in bin Laden&#8217;s nagging painful death. The details of the diary are surprising. The diary, measuring 4&#8243; x 6&#8243; has a shiny illustrated cover depicting [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Granite Announces It May Consider Thinking About Dropping Out of Race</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[The nonhuman presidential race is shaking with the announcement that Big Ol&#8217; Slab O&#8217; Granite, the winner of the New Hampshire primary, may be thinking about dropping out of the race in the next week or two. &#8220;Granite is contemplating maybe thinking about the possibility of perhaps dropping out of the race maybe some time [...]]]></description>
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