Tag: AIG

  • Pity Poor AIG

    Americans own 80% of some company called AIG, which I believe stands for Assets Instantly Gone. We’ve taken almost $200 billion of our taxpayer money and shoveled it into a black hole that has lost trillions. Now these same inconsiderate American taxpayers are bellyaching because the brainiacs running AIG were paid a paltry $165 million…

  • 7 Ways To Capitalize on AIG

           Last week, we American taxpayers bought ourselves AIG. I’ve never owned an insurance company, but I do have a few proposals about running our new enterprise: Let’s outsource for cheap labor in China and India. Let’s not insure any high risk people. Let’s continually raise premiums. If there are claims, let’s dispute…