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		<description><![CDATA[    I decide to try a chair massage. The massage guy gets a call on his phone and tells me he'll be just a minute. "No prob," I say and he turns his attention to his call. I start stripping to get ready for my massage. Toot sweet, I'm buck naked and easing into the chair like I'm praying at church.]]></description>
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