Tag: Bill O’Reilly

  • O’Reilly To Be The Bachelor

    “Listen, pinhead,” he told this reporter. “I’m sick and tired of all these skirts saying I made sexual advances on them. Not true. Complete fabrication.” O’Reilly’s face turned red as he began stabbing the air with his index finger and continued.

  • O’Reilly Outraged At Getting Canned

    Fox News may have killed Bill O’Reilly, but his gravesite will not be a no-spin zone. In an exclusive interview with The Lint Screen, the megastar opened up about his mistreatment by Fox. “I made those people billions, billions of dollars over the years, and for that, they give me the bum’s rush out the…

  • O’Reilly & Williams Go Into A Bar…

    Holland Bar in Hell’s Kitchen seemed an odd spot to meet a couple multi-millionaire media stars, but The Lint Screen recently descended into this dive bar to eavesdrop on a conversation between Fox Newsman Bill O’Reilly and NBC Anchor Brian Williams. The two tall men sat at the end of the bar with tumblers of…