The Lint Screen

Tag: Christmas

  • I’m Dreaming of A Green Christmas

    I feel guilty dragging our artificial tree out to the curb for garbage collection.

  • A Russian Roulette Christmas

    Ah, the classic Christmas movies: “Miracle on 34th Street”, “White Christmas”, “It’s A Wonderful Life”, “A Christmas Story”… our family watched none of these on Christmas eve. We watched “The Deer Hunter” instead.

  • Christmas Scandal Exposed!

    I wish I could have sent every person in the world our family’s special 2008 Christmas card, but I didn’t have all your addresses and I was low on stamps. So, here it is on the worldwide internets for your holiday viewing pleasure.

  • Advertising Job Hunting Secrets

           (Why spend a fortune going to some university, beauty college or ad school? Here’s everything you need to know about getting a great job in advertising. Kindly make your tuition checks payable to Patrick Scullin.)      Next to dying a slow, painful, miserable death while “MacArthur Park” is playing on the radio, hunting…