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		<title>BP Proposes Fixing Cheney&#8217;s Heart</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Jul 2010 15:19:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Former V.P. Dick Cheney, age 69, received a HeartMate II LVAD (left ventricular assist device) last week and reportedly is recovering well. But officials at BP think they can help Cheney even more. &#8220;After the tremendous success we&#8217;ve achieved fixing pesky oil leaks, we sincerely believe we can help the former vice president with his [...]]]></description>
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