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Woman Goes Totally Berserk After Candy Crush Dis
Sandy Minkertom is mad, and you don’t want that! The 36-year old Philadelphia insurance broker recently took drastic violent action by de-friending 812 people on Facebook after they did not accept her invitation to play the popular game Candy Crush. “I couldn’t believe it,” said the upset Candy Crusher. “Here I was being a great…
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Farmville Slaughter Suspect Released
In a prepared statement, Farmville Police Chief Maxwell “Hurly Burly” Weatherton said “The suspect hired a shiny-suited attorney who made the case for an alleged airtight alibi. I wasn’t buying it, but apparently the gullible judge was so stupid, he took the bait. Now the jailbird flies free!”
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Suspect Nabbed in Farmville Case
The Lint Screen has learned that authorities have apprehended a suspect in the gruesome killings of 246 people in the quiet social gaming community of Farmville. The unnamed suspect had been staying at a Deep Discounter Inn in the nearby town of Shadyville. In an early morning raid Friday, the suspect was taken into custody…
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Mass Gravesite Found In Farmville
“It’s the worst thing anyone here could have every imagined” said Farmville Mayor, Winslow “Winky-Dinky” Spitoomber. “Murder isn’t part of our social fabric. We’re usually a very peaceful, helpful community looking to build together with a common purpose. Now that this horrific event has happened, we’re probably going to have some trouble attracting visitors. That…