The Lint Screen

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  • Help Save The Bankers!

    As evil self-serving politicians go on a witch hunt against Goldman Sachs and other Wall Street financial types, I’ve become worried. What if the dastardly politicos enact regulations that might curb the free marketeers from earning their paltry hundreds of millions of dollars annually?

  • Presidents Are Puppets to Poultry Masters

          Every year it’s a traditional Thanksgiving news story: the official Presidential pardon of one lucky turkey.     It’s a photo-op that newspapers and broadcast stations feast upon; a little sorbet to clear the ravenous appetite of the 24-hour news cycle. But this little news-nothing is NOT what it seems!!!!!!!!!!!(wait, let me add a…