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Tag: government

  • Tea Party Terrorists Strike

    Irate tea party members in Congress have shut down the government because they can’t get their way. “We’re steaming mad about this Affordable Care Act,” said one upset congressman. “We don’t care if it is the law passed by the democratic system of government, it’s not what we want and we must save the American…

  • Citizens Angry Over Census

    Chester Wheelie of Keene, New Hampshire, is also one angry American. “We answer that census, next thing you know the federal government will be sending radio waves to infect our brains making us gover-zombies, begging to pay more taxes, have more socialist entitlement programs and requesting Fluoride in our drinking water. I ain’t falling for…

  • Tea Baggers Embrace ESL

    Members of the growing Tea Bagger movement have officially decided to adopt English as its second language.