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  • Greece Settles Its Huge Debt With A Giant Horse

    The EuroZone is rejoicing now that Greece has finally settled its massive debt with the gift of a gigantic horse. “We’re not looking this gift in the mouth,” said Hans Schneblown, the German Finance Minister who heads the Euro-Monetary-Health Fund. “We’re just delighted to get any payment at all from Greece. We had taken to…

  • Serving Time on Jury Duty

    One day it shows up unannounced, like an obnoxious person you knew from college that you had hoped you’d never see again. It’s a summons for jury duty; your civic duty for being a counted by the census. I had served once before, 15 years ago. Here in Gwinnett County, Georgia, jury duty could be…