Tag: gun control

  • Congress Passes “Thoughts And Prayers” Bill

    After four gun control bills were voted down in the Senate and House, lawmakers took decisive action and passed bold legislation that will make post-gun-massacres easier to handle. The “Thoughts And Prayers” bill will automatically trigger condolences from Senators and Representatives immediately following any major gun incident.

  • N.R.A. Wants Law To Make It Easier To Get Guns

    The National Rifle Association is mad! The powerful organization is urging lawmakers to pass legislation that will make it much easier for people to acquire guns. “It’s ridiculous the hoops we make law abiding Americans jump through to get a weapon,” said an N.R.A. spokesman. “We force people to go to gun shows or even…