Tag: Kim Jong-il

  • Watson Missteps In Iowa

    Super duper IBM computer, Watson, the all time champ in playing Jeopardy may have put his presidential hopes in jeapody with some unfortunate boners he recently pulled in Iowa. In a speech in Ames, the computer said, “We all must pay respects for our great and benevolent leader supreme, Kim Jong Il. Never has any…

  • Kim Jong Il Weds Vegetable

    In a formal press release issued this morning, it was reported “The Supreme Leader has taken a bride of the utmost virtue and honor. The Father Supreme will now be Groom Generalissimo to a coveted creature who is the center of his superbly excellent love and devotion. Our Benevolent Lord will be the most perfect…

  • Get To Know “The Kimster”

    When kooky ol’ North Korean leader Kim Jong-il announced that his youngest son, Kim Jong-un, would succeed him as leader, many asked, “Huh, what’s up with that?” Well, for the curious, here are some little know facts about the next leader of Commie Korea. • He prefers radishes to celery and Captain Morgan’s to both…