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Mannequin Wins Madoff Fonzie Scheme (Pt. 7)
A despondent Bernard Madoff is reportedly on suicide watch. He’s been trumped, by a mannequin.
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Madoff Fonzie Scheme Mystery (Pt. 6)
A breathless world quickens its pulse due to a lack of oxygen, poor circulation and excitement galore. It seems all people of all nation’s want to know the whereabouts of the mysterious magical Greek fishing cap…
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The Nigerian Connection (Pt 5)
The Lint Screen has just learned that Bernie Madoff received a confidential e-mail this afternoon from the attorney representing the deposed NIgerian Prince in possession of a magical Greek fishing cap that makes its owner “as cool as Arthur Fonzarelli”– the same cap Madoff paid $50 billion for over a month ago.