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		<title>Evil Nights (Pt. 12)</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[I need help hoisting my surgical leg out of bed. I need a walker for support. I need bat-vision to move through the dark on my way to Porcelain Swirly Town. I may even need another painkiller <em>(is it time yet?)</em>]]></description>
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		<title>Living in 8 Minute Intervals (Pt. 3)</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[The last thing I remember was being wheeled into the operating room.]]></description>
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