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Tag: noodle casseroles

  • Queen puts Kibosh on Hokey Pokey

    A spokesman for the reigning monarch issued the following statement this morning. “While the Queen does love a good festive dance, she believes that ‘the putting of a left foot in and a left foot out and the putting of a left foot back in and shaking it all about’ is not in keeping with…

  • 9 Reasons To Never Invite A Monkey To Dinner

      1.  Monkeys smell like monkeys. 2   Monkeys rarely put napkins in their laps and never know the proper fork to use. 3.  Monkeys are picky eaters (especially when it comes to noodle casseroles). 4.  Ask a monkey to pass you something, nine times out of ten he’ll fling it at your head. 5.…