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Mannequin Confessions: Lenore
In this third installment of The Lint Screen’s exclusive exposé on the mannequin community, a previously silent voice comes forward to tell the unvarnished truth of a life spent still. “I see them across the way–– the young ones dressed in their Haute couture. They are so pretty, so sullen, beguiling and provocative. Their skin…
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White House Downplays Obamacare “Hiccups”
The White House has faced extreme media scrutiny and criticism over the failings of the Obamacare website launched last month. Today it held an official press conference to address these concerns. Spokesman Jay Carney took to the podium with a prepared statement and fielded a barrage of questions from the press corps. Here the some…
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Obamacare Website Problems Being Addressed
Now that the budget battle and political bickering is over, Americans interested in enrolling in the Affordable Care Act (Obamacare) have been frustrated by little technical glitches, like the website not working. The Obama administration has jumped on fixing the system. “It’s kind of embarrassing,” said an anonymous White House insider. “We’ve been telling people…
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Nanna & Pa-Pop Flee Obamacare Law
To their eight grandchildren, Ester and Roland Oylingter of Wooster, Ohio are known as “Nanna” and “Pa-Pop”, but the grandkiddies haven’t seen the elderly couple since Sunday. Why? Obamacare. With the Affordable Care Act, AKA “Obamacare”, going into effect on Monday, October 1, the couple fled their home on Sunday and are traveling anonymously across…