<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<rss version="2.0"
	xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"
	xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"
	xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"
	xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"
	xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/"
	xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/"
	>

<channel>
	<title>The Lint Screen &#187; Patrick Scullin</title>
	<atom:link href="http://thelintscreen.com/tag/patrick-scullin/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" />
	<link>http://thelintscreen.com</link>
	<description>Satire, ad commentary, fun tidbits and whatnot</description>
	<lastBuildDate>Wed, 23 May 2012 17:58:12 +0000</lastBuildDate>
	<language>en</language>
	<sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod>
	<sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency>
	<generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2</generator>
		<item>
		<title>Commencement Address 2012</title>
		<link>http://thelintscreen.com/2012/05/23/commencement-address-2012/</link>
		<comments>http://thelintscreen.com/2012/05/23/commencement-address-2012/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2012 13:25:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[2012 commencement address]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[2012 graduating class]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Eternal Optimists University]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mayans]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[national debt]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Patrick Scullin]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[student debt]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://thelintscreen.com/?p=10537</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The best and brightest, the hangers-ons, and the squeak-on-bys are being sent forth unto this world to make their marks. I recently gave the commencement address to the graduating class of Eternal Optimists University. Here is the transcript of my inspirational talk. Today it is my honor to address this graduating class. I look out [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://thelintscreen.com/2012/05/23/commencement-address-2012/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>More From OBL&#8217;s Secret Diary</title>
		<link>http://thelintscreen.com/2012/05/11/more-from-obls-secret-diary/</link>
		<comments>http://thelintscreen.com/2012/05/11/more-from-obls-secret-diary/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2012 18:28:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Amish]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Osama bin Laden]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Patrick Scullin]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[porn collection]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Lint Screen]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://thelintscreen.com/?p=10519</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The Lint Screen has received more details about the contents of Osama bin Laden&#8217;s secret diary discovered in the raid on his pad last year, including the following startling entries: - &#8220;Am sick and tired of all my friends sending me requests on Facebook to join Farmville. Why would I care to tend crops? Has [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://thelintscreen.com/2012/05/11/more-from-obls-secret-diary/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>6</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Osama bin Laden&#8217;s Diary Discovered</title>
		<link>http://thelintscreen.com/2012/05/04/osama-bin-ladens-diary-discovered/</link>
		<comments>http://thelintscreen.com/2012/05/04/osama-bin-ladens-diary-discovered/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 May 2012 12:26:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Andy of Mayberry]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Aunt Bea]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[barbershop quartet]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bin Laden's diary]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Osama bin Laden]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Patrick Scullin]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://thelintscreen.com/?p=10506</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The Lint Screen has received a copy of Osama bin Laden&#8217;s secret diary captured in the raid by Navy SEALs on his compound May 2, 2011. The unannounced visit resulted in bin Laden&#8217;s nagging painful death. The details of the diary are surprising. The diary, measuring 4&#8243; x 6&#8243; has a shiny illustrated cover depicting [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://thelintscreen.com/2012/05/04/osama-bin-ladens-diary-discovered/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>8</slash:comments>
		</item>
	</channel>
</rss>

