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Tag: Penelope Cruz

  • Pirates of The Caribbean Something or Other

    This rollicking adventures has lots of swashbuckling, sword fights galore and more mascara than a New York runway during fashion week. Yet it bores.

  • Red Carpet Scoopage

    Hollywood was stunned, shocked and bedazzled with the many surprises that strolled along the red carpet prior to the 2009 Academy Awards Ceremonies. Penelope Cruz couldn’t afford a new dress so she wore some old number that had the faint scent of mothballs and pipe tobacco. She won an Oscar for her acting in Vicky…

  • 4 Films 4U

      Four movies for your two eyes, two ears. “Burn After Reading”– You need to manage your expectations on this one, people. It’s being marketed as a comedy. If you walk in, sit down, fold your arms and say “O.K., clown-boys, make me laugh!” you won’t enjoy this movie as much as you should. Yes, there…