Tag: Prince William

  • Royal Marriage On the Rocks

    PW: I say, my angel-love, these crumpets are quite lovely. Each morsel is absolutely divine. Heavenly, I must say! KM: Enough of your incessant chatter, you twit, I can’t take it any longer! Could you possibly be quiet for just one moment, or do you never tire of hearing your incessant blathering?!

  • Queen puts Kibosh on Hokey Pokey

    A spokesman for the reigning monarch issued the following statement this morning. “While the Queen does love a good festive dance, she believes that ‘the putting of a left foot in and a left foot out and the putting of a left foot back in and shaking it all about’ is not in keeping with…

  • Say “Yes!” To Kate’s Wedding Dress

    We suspect William’s knees will turn to soft toffee pudding when he catches a good gander at his mate all pretty in pink, ready for a dance and a drink. Terrence Ogden Nigel Cuppenstunce, a noted British fashion designer, says the dress is surprising in a number of ways.

  • Royal Snubbing

    Apparently Queenie-poo will never forgive me for “the macaroni salad incident” that happened when I met the Queen Mum in 2004. It was a joke, but let’s face it– The Royals have never been known for their senses of humor (or “humour” as they say across the pond).