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	<title>The Lint Screen &#187; prison</title>
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		<title>Flush The Turd</title>
		<link>http://thelintscreen.com/2011/02/19/flush-the-turd/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Feb 2011 22:41:10 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Rants and Raves]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[for-profit detention centers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mark Clavarella]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Patrick Scullin]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pennsylvania prisons]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Get a load of this: Mark Clavarella, a former juvenile court judge in Pennsylvania, was just convicted of racketeering in a scheme where he and another judge sent youth offenders to for-profit detention centers in exchange for a cool couple million bucks from the builders of the hoosegows. Imagine that, a scumbag in robes throwing [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hard Rock</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 16:24:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I walked into a cell in cellblock D and saw a small hole in the wall between the cot and the toilet. I caught a glimpse of yellow paper and reached in. It was some handwritten notes, memoirs of an unknown prisoner about his Alcatraz experience. I quickly tucked the papers into my pocket since extracting anything from a national park is probably illegal (that didn't stop me from stealing a sequoia at Muir Woods). I reprint the entire content here in the interest of exposing the horrors of life in Alcatraz prison.]]></description>
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		<title>Madoff-Thain Decorating Tussle</title>
		<link>http://thelintscreen.com/2009/03/13/madoff-thain-decorating-tussle/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Mar 2009 17:46:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[150 years]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bernie Madoff]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Chteau Latour Pauillac 1990]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Craftmatic Adjustable Bed]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Now that 70-year old Bernie Madoff has been tucked away in prison for up to 150 years (which is not a life sentence given that Madoff sold his soul to live forever), the notorious swindler is in a new legal battle with John Thain, ex-Chairman and CEO of Merrill Lynch.]]></description>
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